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Strawberries and beta-reading. Both were delicious

Strawberries and beta-reading. Both were delicious.

January 16, 2019 Herndon, VA Psychedelic VR. Who

January 16, 2019
Herndon, VA

Psychedelic VR. Who needs reality? See you somewhere down the rabbit hole, my fellow babies.

P.S. Taking a selfie with an ipad when you can’t see yourself = tricky business.

A little battleship action to blow away yer Monday

A little battleship action to blow away yer Monday blues, my fellow babies. This courtesy of BB-63, the Mighty Mo, the USS Missouri, seen here relaxing at Pearl Harbor in 2014.

January 10, 2018 Herndon, VA Just standin' here,

January 10, 2018
Herndon, VA

Just standin' here, lookin' into the abyss of the fridge, wishing I could find something to eat.

January 9, 2019 Herndon, VA Operation Empty the L

January 9, 2019
Herndon, VA

Operation Empty the Liquor Shelf continues, the tequila having now succumbed to frontal assault. “But wait,” I hear you say. “That’s not tequila. That’s cognac.” Ah, oui oui. Alors, la tequila needed a new home when I conceived other plans for its original bottle. So the tequila ensconced itself here. Like a hermit crab would. Or, perhaps more appropriately, like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

January 4, 2018 West Palm Beach, FL Just arrived

January 4, 2018
West Palm Beach, FL

Just arrived back in port after a very fun birthday cruise to the Bahamas that the Lovely Debra arranged. We had an absolute blast. 😊 Wishing everyone an epic 2019 that blows the doors off your wildest dreams! 🤘🏻🍾🥂

January 5, 2018 Somewhere in Georgia Debra caught

January 5, 2018
Somewhere in Georgia

Debra caught some sort of death bug, so we had to skip Harry Potter World and head home, but I did find this Bentley in a McDonald's parking lot in Georgia. I'm hoping it'll follow me home.

January 1, 2018 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Let the good t

January 1, 2018
Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Let the good times roll!

Merry New Year!!!

Merry New Year!!!

It's very peaceful here at Blue Spring State Park

It's very peaceful here at Blue Spring State Park in Florida. Except for the screaming children. But they drown easily. 🤡😱😇

Seasoned-salt/Florida Bay mix wings at Nice -n- Ea

Seasoned-salt/Florida Bay mix wings at Nice -n- Easy Oyster Bar & Grille in Orange City, FL. Mmmm, wings.

It's been a while since I stayed at a motel where

It's been a while since I stayed at a motel where it's two levels with doors along an outside edge where you walk up exterior, concrete stairs and dudes with no shirts hang around on the walkway outside in the soft evening air talking about life and you can hear EVERY WORD and making The Debra say, "But should they be standing right outside our door talking?" Dinner, by the way, was delicious. 20 seasoned salt/Florida Bay chicken wings and cold beer on a 78° night in late December at a roadside joint called the Nice -N- Easy Oyster Bar & Grille in Orange City, Florida. Choice, my fellow babies. Choice.

The Villages...not the most...diverse...community

The Villages...not the most...diverse...community in Florida. When my friend Allen Shen left earlier in the week, the Asian population dropped by 50%.

No cheese grater? No problem. Seasoned IT professi

No cheese grater? No problem. Seasoned IT professional with 20 years of experience managing critical business operations (Business Continuity, Change Management, Problem Management, data centers) for Great Big Organizations will hand-julienne blocks of cheddar in exchange for Christmas dinner.

Merry Christmas, my fellow babies. (Yes, late, I know.) 😊🤟🏻❤️

A snowy egret doing its snowy egret thing.

A snowy egret doing its snowy egret thing.

“Sup, hooman?” said the Jacksonville wood stor

“Sup, hooman?” said the Jacksonville wood stork.

Happy Christmas (yes, I’m late posting this) fro

Happy Christmas (yes, I’m late posting this) from the town of friendly people in St. George, South Kackalackee!

Almost midnight. Getting my 10k steps, my fellow

Almost midnight. Getting my 10k steps, my fellow babies. Nice & toasty, too.

Meanwhile in #WestNovelstan, my mimosa should arri

Meanwhile in #WestNovelstan, my mimosa should arrive momentarily. #noveling #amwriting

"You need these shoes," I tell La Wife. "No, I rec

"You need these shoes," I tell La Wife.
"No, I recently bought a pair of black sandals."
"Yes, but you need these shoes, too."
"I like but they are redundant to the sandals I just bought."
"You need a failover pair. Think of it as business continuity...but for shoes." I'm really trying here, folks.

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